All the things.

First of all, let me start out by saying how tired newborns make me. I mean, I'm getting used to the sleep patterns and the craziness that are my two very jealous boys constantly vieing for my attention, but one thing I have yet to do is to venture out into the world on my own.

Holy hell guys, I'm  totally outnumbered.

I know eventually I'll have to actually submit my skin to sunlight, I mean, it's bad enough that we are lacking so much melanin, but since we tend to lurk around with our drapes closed (what can I say,  I have sensitive eyes) I'm 99% sure people assume we are vampires, which would have been cool if it were 2007 but we've all moved on and vampires are officially dead.

Also the whole wearing your child on a leash is still looked down upon even if said leash is attached to an "animal backpack" if you know what I'm saying. So until I figure out a patent for an invisible fence like mechanism to keep my kids within an arms length, I guess I'll be here re-arranging my furniture and trying to convince myself not to repaint every  room again.

But alas I'm thankful to be home with my kids (on  house arrest) happy (for the most part) and healthy (knock on wood).

What does this beautiful summer weather have in store for all of you? Remember I'm living vicariously through all of you so throw me a bone and paint me a pretty picture of what normal people do in the summer...you know, when bathing suits fit and the stretch marks have faded.

Until then though, here's Minnie. Pondering life and all the things.

Home Sweet Home is what it is.

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