7.25.2013

If my life were a sitcom

Husband and wife are discussing having another child while watching yet another Bravo production (Million Dollar Listing).

  Wife:
 I really want another baby now, I'm getting older. After all, it's been 5 years since I was pregnant with Theo 

Husband:
FIVE YEARS?! How has it been five years? Theo is only THREE! We haven't even been married five years. Man, I guess we'd better get on it if you're aging that rapidly. How in the heck do we stop this Delorian?
                                           
 Wife:
                     Clearly I am not as strong of a negotiator as I once thought.
             (Uncontrollable studio audience laughter)


 End Scene.


Luckily, I'm a much better host, so tune in tonight for Jess' Speakeasy starting @ 9. Click HERE to RSVP!




                                           





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