10.03.2012

Random thought of the day...

I have a theory that a mysterious being is constantly hand crushing saltine crackers and sprinkling them around my house. This is the only rational explanation as to why there are so many crumbs everywhere. As soon as I sweep, BOOM. They reappear.

Forget the mop and broom, I might as well buy a duck to clean up the mess.

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