Vampire Child

Well it happened.

Theo bit me. And wow was I mad when he did it. Not ony did it hurt, but it happened in front of an audience (as all bad kid things do). I've been dreading this day forever ( since I worked in daycare and realized that vampires truly exist among us) and naively thought that my perfect litte Theo had avoided this phase.

Boy was I wrong.

I understand why he did it. I mean I took a swig of water out of his cup. His property. Anger. Boom. Chomp Chomp Chomp.

I totally understand why kids misbehave (lack of communicability), and I knew that we would have to use disciplinary action one day, but what really bothers me about all of this is not really just that he bit, but that he bit and he is pale...can we say vampire? Way to go Theo...be that stereotypical pale kid.

I know that Vampires are the "Bees Knees" right now, and I mysef am a huge fan. Dreamy (check), Sparkely (check), Cool (check). But living with one isn't really on the top of my to do list (unless it's Edward Cullen, but I have a sneaking suspicion that my hubby wouldn't be ok with that).

So please be patient with us while we un-vampire our first born.

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