UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M AWAKE! Time to wake up that mommy lady, it's 7:00 and I'm hungry! I love to eat! I'm sooo big! People always tell me I look "healthy", I think they mean chunky. My favorite thing to do is to worm around the house. The only things that look interesting are electrical cords and outlets, but that mommy won't let me have them. She's no fun that one. The other part of my day usually consists of me trying to avoid that big kid that lives here too. I think his name is Brudder FeeO. He's nice, and he always tells me he loves me, but I'm pretty sure that he just wants to squish me...or pull off my head. I always sleep with one eye open, that's for sure! Did I mention that I'm hungry? Oh yea, I have these two teeth things in my mouth now. They kind hurt, but man...they make my puffs go down much easier! I'm ready for a big day of toys and mischeif...there's this room called the bathroom that I've been trying to explore, but I always get caught. They keep me locked down like Alcatraz. I'll keep you posted on how that goes. All in all I'm a happy boy, and I love my morning time with Mommy. It looks like a beautiful day so I may try to escape outside!
QUICK HERE'S A VIDEO OF ME JUMPING!!!1